Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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