sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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