they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You are a genius and a whore.
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