giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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