I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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