And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
