super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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