You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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