the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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