STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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