Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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