We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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