I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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Goodbee
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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