you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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