I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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