my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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