I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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