um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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