What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
