happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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