She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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