Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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