Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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