If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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