I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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