"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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