how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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