i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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