Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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