I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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