If that was your dad, he is hot
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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