addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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