C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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