It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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