WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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