Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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