that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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