All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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