sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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