You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
