I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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