I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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