You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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