suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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