college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Is her dick bigger than yours?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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