final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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