oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
NoShamevember. You game?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
