told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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