i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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