sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
