do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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