You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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