Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Pants 0. Shit 1.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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